i know you are but what am i?

if there ever was a reason, nobody told me.

petitedeath:

gothiccharmschool:

Okay, now I KNOW I’m stressed out (work, being sickly, writing), because seeing nice things from Calming Manatee made me tear up. Thank you, Calming Manatee. 

the bottom one is actually really helpful right now. Thank you calming manatee!

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chazzthejazz:

cronus-in-smallville:

the-st0ry-left-untold:

n0thing-left-inside:
Can we all appreciate this for a moment? I think I won the Internet with this last night.
And yes, posting this was completely necessary.

i luv u

Actually, you’d need to find out their name, then you send the dildos to their next door neighbor, but make sure THEIR name is on the package.  So then the neighbor has to come over and say, “Um…I think these are yours?”
Revenge is a dish best sent via FedEx.  ;)

chazzthejazz:

cronus-in-smallville:

the-st0ry-left-untold:

n0thing-left-inside:

Can we all appreciate this for a moment? I think I won the Internet with this last night.

And yes, posting this was completely necessary.

i luv u

Actually, you’d need to find out their name, then you send the dildos to their next door neighbor, but make sure THEIR name is on the package.  So then the neighbor has to come over and say, “Um…I think these are yours?”

Revenge is a dish best sent via FedEx.  ;)

(via misandragony)

sbnation:

Yes, it’s another Harlem Shake video, BUT, it’s Les Miles DANCING in a Harlem Shake video.